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Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”

“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”

“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”

“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”

“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”

“The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”

“Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”

“I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.”

“I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

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Book Keywords:

knowledge, humor, foaly, fairies, genius, confidence, ignorance, existence, fairy, centaur, moron, artemis-fowl

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