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Third Grave Dead Ahead

Darynda Jones

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt”

“Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)”

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”

“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”

“An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.”

“I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.”

“Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?”

“I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT”

“I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT”

“Never trust a man with a penis.”

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