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Austenland
Shannon Hale
Top 10 Best Quotes
“He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face.”
“What are you doing?" "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her with wide eyes. Jane took several quick (but oh so casual) steps away from Martin's window. "Um, did I just say, 'Ya'?" "You just said 'Ya,'" he confirmed. "If I am not mistaken, it was a battle cry, warning that you were about to attack me. I, uh..." She stopped to laugh. "I wasn't aware until this precise and awkward moment that when startled in a startled in a strange place, my instincts would have me pretend to be a ninja.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a thirty-something woman in possession of a satisfying career and fabulous hairdo must be in want of very little”
“If you were a woman, all I'd have to say is 'Colin Firth in a wet shirt' and you'd say 'Ah.”
“For Colin Firth: You're a really great guy, but I'm married, so I think we should just be friends.”
“It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness.”
“Miss Hayes, have you stopped to consider that you might have this all backward? That in fact you are my fantasy?”
“Figure out what is real for you. No use leaning on someone else's story all your life.”
“He nodded. "And if I don't make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world every day of your life, then I don't deserve to be near you.”
“... fantasy is not practice for what is real—fantasy is the opiate of women.”
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