“Telling a story is like reaching into a granary full of wheat and drawing out a handful. There is always more to tell than can be told.”

“That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.”

“I'm afraid of never being allowed to feel what I do.”

“Exactly. How can you know it makes you happy if you’ve never experienced it?” “There are different kinds of happy,” she said. “Some kinds don’t need any proof.”

“I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.”

“You don’t have a soul, Doctor. You are a soul. You have a body, temporarily.”

“Sooner or later in life everyone discovers that perfect happiness is unrealizable, but there are few who pause to consider the antithesis: that perfect unhappiness is equally unattainable. The obstacles preventing the realization of both these extreme states are of the same nature: they derive from our human condition which is opposed to everything infinite.”

“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that. "Hey there, bitches!" I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?”