top of page

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Greg Behrendt

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.”

“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.”

“I’m about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: THE WORD "BUSY" IS A LOAD OF CRAP AND IS MOST OFTEN USED BY ASSHOLES. The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.”

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”

“If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.”

“Always be classy. Never be crazy.”

“I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.”

Except where otherwise noted, all rights reserved to the author(s) of this book (mentioned above). The content of this page serves as promotional material only. If you enjoyed these quotes, you can support the author(s) by acquiring the full book from Amazon.

Book Keywords:

busy, humor, break-up, greg, love, call, dating, behrendt, truth, guys, he-s-not-just-into-you, dating-advice, faith, relationships, marriage, romance

bottom of page