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The Angel Experiment

James Patterson

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been”

“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”

“Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.”

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

“I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious.” I turned to Fang. “What say you?” “It’s fine.” Some people just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.”

“Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.”

“Well, that's an evil smile...”

“In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be.”

“Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?”

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fang, hopelessness, unrequited-love, humor, ride, rock, death, food, maximum-ride, understanding, expletive, smile, mamimum, evil, maxride, yearning

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