I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

Amy Sedaris

Top 10 Best Quotes

“I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.”

“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”

“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.”

“Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.”

“Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.”

“My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.”

“I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.”

“The moment someone says, “Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,” your party is over.”

“• A good trick is to fill your medicine cabinet with marbles. Nothing announces a nosey guest better than an avalanche of marbles hitting a porcelain sink. Plus you’ll know which guest is a junkie whore or gutter hype, and you’ll know what else to hide. Count your stash or remove the labels from your prescription bottles.”

“An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.”

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