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Horns
Joe Hill
Top 10 Best Quotes
“The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rearview mirror on your way to something better.”
“You think you know someone. But mostly you just know what you want to know.”
“Maybe all the schemes of the devil were nothing compared to what man could think up.”
“I guess Satan was the first superhero [...] In his first adventure, he took the form of a snake to free two prisoners being held naked in a Third World jungle prison by an all-powerful megalomaniac. At the same time, he broadened their diet and introduced them to their own sexuality.”
“It bewildered Ig, the idea that a person could not be interested in music. It was like not being interested in happiness.”
“I want you to remember what was good in me, not what was most awful. The people you love should be allowed to keep their worst to themselves.”
“He paused, twisting his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required thought. "Only the devil wants man to have a wide range of lightweight and comfortable styles to choose from," he murmured at last, trying out a new proverb. "Although there may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this one matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.”
“God saves - but not now, and not here. His salvation is on layaway. Like all grifters, He asks you to pay now and take it on faith that you will receive later. Whereas women offer a different sort of salvation, more immediate and fulfilling. They don't put off their love for a distant, ill-defined eternity but make a gift of it in the here and now, frequently to those who deserve it least. So it was in my case. So it is for many. The devil and woman have been allies against God from the beginning...”
“When you think about it, most of the good ideas came along to make sin a whole lot easier.”
“I mean, when the world comes for your children, with the knives out, it's your job to stand in the way.”
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