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Dead as a Doornail

Charlaine Harris

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it," I concluded with a modest smile. Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.”

“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.”

“Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.”

“Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.”

“Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.”

“You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.”

“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”

“i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric”

“i hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me.”

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Book Keywords:

humor, cleaning, vampires, bullshit, truth, eric-northman, vampire, sookie-stackhouse

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