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Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Jeff Kinney
Top 10 Best Quotes
“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,”
“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.”
“You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.”
“The best person I know is Myself.”
“Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg”
“Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.”
“It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.”
“that if you don't read nobody does”
“The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.”
“Be yourself and people will like you.”
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