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Flat-Out Love

Jessica Park

Top 10 Best Quotes

“If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called "status cling.”

“Then she did what any girl would do: she Googled him.”

“I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you.”

“It was always you. I thought it was someone else, but it was you. You were the person that I felt.”

“The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.”

“Mom, I have to go. I think this Matt character is here." "Are you sure it's him?" Julie peered into the car as the window lowered. "I see a maniacal-looking guy with brightly-colored candy in one hand, and he's waving a sickle in the other. Oh! He's beckoning me to the car. This must be my ride.”

“Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.”

“What happens when you get scared half to death twice?”

“You can look back now and see how you should have known, but you were focusing on the facts instead of the feeling.”

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.”

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Book Keywords:

humor, friendship, facebook, thought-provoking, humour, life, true-to-life

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