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Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution
J. Cornell Michel
Top 10 Best Quotes
“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.”
“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them.”
“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.”
“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.”
“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.”
“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.”
“Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier." -Jordan”
“I’m just trying to do my part to save the world.”
“She’s probably good at compartmentalizing her feelings. Or maybe she just doesn’t have a soul.”
“Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.”
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