Leah on the Offbeat
Becky Albertalli
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Imagine going about your day knowing someone’s carrying you in their mind. That has to be the best part of being in love- the feeling of having a home in some else’s brain.”
“I can’t fuck your life, I’m monogamously fucking my own life.”
“I hate when assholes have talent. I want to live in a world where good people rule at everything and shitty people suck at everything.”
“I can't help it. I'm a Slytherin." And I'm the worst kind of Slytherin. I'm the kind who's so stupidly in love with a Gryffindor, she can't even function. I'm the Draco from some shitty Drarry fic that the author abandoned after four chapters.”
“I swear, people can’t wrap their minds around the concept of a fat girl who doesn’t diet. Is it that hard to believe I might actually like my body?”
“Mr. Spier, memorizing the Hamilton soundtrack is not going to save you on the AP Euro exam.”
“You can't just like Harry Potter. You have to be balls-out obsessed with it.”
“Leah.' Mom shakes her head. 'You've got to stop doing this.' 'Doing what?' 'Burning everything to the ground whenever something goes wrong.”
“I used to think boners literally pointed in the direction of the person you're attracted to, like a compass. That would be helpful. Mortifying as fuck, but at least it would clarify things.”
“I hate when writers make Draco sweet. Sorry, but Draco's a bitch. Own it. I mean, yeah, he's a ball of mush underneath, but you have to earn it with him.”
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