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Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

Ryan Mecum

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.”

“If the dawn should break and take away this sunrise, I hope I break, too.”

“Bitting into heads is much harder than it looks. The skull is feisty.”

“Little old ladies speed away in their wheelchairs, frightened meals on wheels.”

“You are so lucky that I cannot remember how to use doorknobs.”

“I loved my momma I eat her with my mouth closed, how she would want it.”

“Beth from accounting is just sitting in her car eating spaghetti.”

“My town is broken. From this view, I see the end. Below, they gather.”

“Little old laides speed away in their wheel chairs, frightened meals on wheels.”

“They surround the car and are all moaning something. Is that the word train?!”

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Book Keywords:

humor, blood, zombie, horror, zombies, haiku

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