Down to You
M. Leighton
Top 10 Best Quotes
“I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.”
“Where did you get that dress? I stole it from a homeless person," I say straight-faced. "She was lying right beside the stripper that gave you yours.”
“I pull away to speak, but he puts his finger over my lips. "Shhh, just let me love you, okay? Don't think. Just feel.”
“You sure? Because I specialize in deassholization." This time she smiles. Deassholization?" "Yeah. Just think of me as the Orkin man of assholes--putting assholes in their place.”
“I'm beneath no man!" she replies harshly. Then, with a mischievous quirk to her mouth, she adds, "At least not without dinner and a drink first.”
“You’ve never ridden a motorcycle before?” “Nope.” “What kind of bad-boy girlfriend are you?” I ask in mock dismay. “Evidently a terrible one.” I swing onto the bike and grab my only helmet. “Nah, you just haven’t met the right bad-boy.”
“I shouldn't have stayed as long as I did, but I wanted to hold her while she slept. I wanted her to know I wasn't going anywhere. That she was safe with me. In my arms.”
“Are you paying me a compliment? I just want to be sure, so I don't miss it." "You make it sound like I'm mean and horrible because I don't throw myself at your feet." "You don't have to throw yourself at my feet. Although if you want, I'm sure I can think of something for you to do while you're down there.”
“Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!”
“But you don’t get social with your employees,” I remind him quietly. “I’d made an exception for you.” His face is getting close and closer. Slowly. A centimetre at a time. “But it’s your rule.” “I’ll break it for you,” he whispers. “No, don’t do that,” I say breathlessly. “Fine, then you’re fired,” he says just as his lips meet mine.”
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