Just Plain Weird
Tom Upton
Top 10 Best Quotes
“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”
“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”
“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”
“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."”
“We’re here to take over the world-- that’s why we’re starting here in Hamilton, Indiana-- the nerve center of the entire planet.”
“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”
“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”
“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.”
“Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?”
“I just love things that serve a duel purpose.”
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Book Keywords:
life, humor, young-adult
