Juno: The Shooting Script
Diablo Cody
Top 10 Best Quotes
“In my opinon, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”
“He is the cheese to my macaroni.”
“Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.”
“Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? ”
“Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. ”
“Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. ”
“Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!" Su-Chin: That was you.”
“Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.”
“In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”
“Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream... ”
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Book Keywords:
humor, adolescent, couples, love, babies, juno, teenagers, pregnancy
