Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
Darynda Jones
Top 10 Best Quotes
“If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.”
“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”
“When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT”
“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”
“I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT”
“Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!”
“Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her if she wanted the regular or the super-absorbent tampons. I added that, according to the box, the super-absorbent were for those heavy days. Then I asked her to rate her heaviness on a scale of one to ten." "Okay, you could." "Then while we were standing in line, I asked her why she was buying three boxes of Summer's Eve in the middle of winter." I set her at arm's length. "Wow." "I know, right? I had no idea a person could turn so red.”
“Well, that sucked more ass than liposuction.”
“You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT”
“Gemma talking to Charley... "Got it. Have you seen my pants?" "Speaking of which, how did you get home without them?" "I borrowed a pair of you sweats. I ran into a convenience store with them on. I talked to neighbors out in their yard when I pulled up. And only after I got inside did I realize the had 'Exit Only' written across the back." "You stole my favorite sweats?" "I wanted to die." "It's weird that sweats would make you suicidal. I'd analyze the crap out of that if I were you." "Do you actually wear those in public?" "Only when I go out in them”
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Book Keywords:
humor, embarrass, amber, t-shirt-quotes, charley-davidson