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The Lonely Hearts Club

Elizabeth Eulberg

Top 10 Best Quotes

“And anything that might hurt me would just make me stronger in the end.”

“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.”

“I wondered if it would've been too subtle to wear a T-shirt that said thank you for your interest, but I am no longer dating. I knew Todd, wasn't a huge fan of reading, but he did like to stare at my shirts.”

“I would, for once, focus on me”

“There was only one thing I could do to ease the pain. I turned to the only four guys who'd never let me down. The only four guys who'd never broken my heart, who'd never disappointed me. John, Paul, George, and Ringo. Anybody who has ever clung to a song like a musical life raft will understand. Or put on a song to bring out an emotion or a memory. Or had a soundtrack playing in their head to drown out a conversation or a scene.”

“I tried to remember what Rita had said about being a bigger person. I could either calmly tell him that he was mistaken or let him have it. I could be the bigger person or I could be like any normal sixteen-year-old. Like there really was a choice. "First off, you ever call me a babe again and no medical team on earth will be able to tell that you were once a guy." I was only sixteen after all.”

“You've got to hide your love away. You can't just hide your feelings. You have to destroy them. Kill them before they kill you.”

“I found out the hard way that fairy tales and true love don't exist”

“He was a guy. A guy guy. As far as I was concerned, he probably had the dead bodies of small children and puppies hidden in his locker.”

“3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies and bad hair days only.”

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Book Keywords:

emotions, humor, sassy, love, alone, boys, rules, heartbreak

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