Timequake
Kurt Vonnegut
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.”
“I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.”
“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.”
“You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do.”
“Ting-a-ling mother fucker.”
“That there are such devices as firearms, as easy to operate as cigarette lighters and as cheap as toasters, capable at anybody's whim of killing Father or Fats or Abraham Lincoln or John Lennon or Martin Luther King, Jr., or a woman pushing a baby carriage, should be proof enough for anybody that being alive is a crock of shit.”
“All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.”
“I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz.”
“Extenuating circumstance to be mentioned on Judgment Day: We never asked to be born in the first place.”
“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”
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