The Hooker and the Hermit
L.H. Cosway
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Dearest Annie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you. - Ronan P.S. Just to clarify, I’m using my hand to write this note…get your mind out of the gutter.”
“I wanted to high-five the fuck out of myself then do a victory dance. But I didn’t, because, you know, manly.”
“That’s right, I’m a reclusive pervert, and I make no apologies for it. And, giving the matter some thought, a reclusive pervert is much preferable to an extroverted pervert.”
“He had a great laugh, a sexy laugh. My laugh was the mating call of the Yeti.”
“Family isn’t always the one you’re born into. Sometimes it’s about people who get into your blood, inside your heart, and under your skin all on their own.”
“Bollocks, bitches, and Battlestar Galactica,”
“You’re virtually unknown over in the States. This could be the thing that helps you crack America. I can just see it now, a picture of you reclining in a pair of tighty whiteys advertising for Calvin Klein on the side of a skyscraper.” “Fuck, man. Are you a psychic? How did you know that’s my one true dream?”
“I feel like I could lose myself and find myself in you,”
“Annie….” “I know; I remember. I’m supposed to dab, not rub.” I recalled his words from our first meeting. “Annie….” “Am I rubbing?” “No…but, God, I wish you would.”
“She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar.”
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Book Keywords:
hilarious, contemporary-romance, note, funny
