The Dysfunctional Test
Kelly Moran
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Life Lessons According to Camryn: One must handle stress like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away”
“The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.”
“Life Lessons According to Camryn: One must handle stress like a dog; if you can't eat is or play with it, pee on it and walk away”
“Most of the time, life doesn't pass me by, it tries to run me over.”
“New hair and clothes don't change ugly.”
“I’ve seen this movie, you know. It always ends with them falling in love.”
“Family trees full of nuts have nothing on me. My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.”
“Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection!”
“True love is an electric shock with someone else in control of the switch.”
“Life Lessons According to Camryn: Some people are like Slinkies. They’re only good for a smile when you push them down the stairs.”
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