Fifth Grave Past the Light
Darynda Jones
Top 10 Best Quotes
“My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.”
“How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?”
“Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.”
“ If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. --BUMPER STICKER”
“What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin.”
“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”
“Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired. —T-SHIRT”
“My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.I'm not good at cocking guns. Really? Did she not know me at all? I texted her back. You can do this. Learn the cock, Cookie. Know the cock. Be the cock.”
“Hey, wait," I said, pulling back, "you are the son of Satan. Maybe we need a safe word." His grin morphed into something wickedly charming. "Okay, how about, 'Oh, my god, it's so big.'" Laughter burst out of me before I could stop it. Not that it wasn't. "That would be a safe phrase, but okay." I thought about it, then said, "How about 'Is that all you've got?”
“A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange.”
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