Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia
Brandon Sanderson
Top 10 Best Quotes
“I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.”
“Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.”
“Now you may have gotten the impression that there are absolutely no uses for Librarians. I'm sorry if I implied that. Librarians are very useful. For instance, they are useful if you are fishing for sharks and need some bait. They're also useful for throwing out windows to test the effects of concrete impact on horn-rimmed glasses. If you have enough Librarians, you can build bridges out of them. (Just like witches.) And, unfortunately, they are also useful for organizing things.”
“You want to be a better person? Go listen to someone you disagree with. don't argue with them just listen. It's remarkable what interesting things people will say if you take the time to not be a jerk.”
“Entropy shakes its angry fist at you for being clever enough to organize the world. (p 2)”
“It's actually a rather romantic and dramatic story --- one I would eagerly tell you, except for the fact that I recently forgot it, based on it being far too long and having not enough decapitations.”
“I don't want to make people mad. I just... well, how can people get better if you don't tell them what you honestly think?”
“That's Australia. She's not dim-witted, she just has trouble remembering to be smart.”
“Summarizing is when you take a story that is complicated and interesting, then stick it in a microwave until it shrivels up into a tiny piece of black crunchy tarlike stuff. A wise man once said, "Any story, no matter how good, will sound really, really dumb when you shorten it to a few sentences.”
“The most important truths can always withstand a little examination.”
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mental, brain, humor, brandon-sanderson, summary, death, responsibility, honesty, chaos, entropy, writing, librarians, criticism
