There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
Jarod Kintz
Top 10 Best Quotes
“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry.”
“I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them.”
“The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.”
“I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.”
“Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors" opened up for "The Cars.”
“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.”
“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far with it, but yeah, I guess I am a pretty yalty person.”
“There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t”
“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited.”
“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden.”
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