Bumped
Megan McCafferty
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Faith is accepting what makes no sense, what we cannot prove, but know down deep in our souls is real.”
“Prayers are answered in one of four ways,” she said. “Yes. No. I have something else in mind. And . . .” She paused long enough for my impatience to show. “And what’s the fourth answer?” “Wait,” she said.”
“I can let my true self shine in front of God.”
“It's human nay-cha...For me to sperminay-cha.”
“I know. It's shocking to think that the government would try to stick its nose in our ladyparts.”
“Enjoy the companionship of those who call on the Lord with pure hearts”
“They predicted sixteen years ago, almost before anyone else, that girls like me - prettier, smarter, healthier - would be the world's most invaluable resource. And like any rare commodity in an unregulated marketplace, prices for our services would skyrocket. It wasn't about the money, really, not at first. It was about status. Who had it, and who didn't. And my parents did everything in their power to make sure I had it.”
“Where are you in your cycle? Oh, WHO CARES? Let's get you two BUMPING right away. We don't want another trimester to go by with a FLAT TUMMY. And not to put any pressure on you or anything, but it would be just BREEDY if you could deliver the goods by next March.”
“I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.”
“Hornergy' is Zen's term for the indomitable athletic edge powered by sexual restraint. The basketball, baseball and football teams haven't had a winning season in years. The table-tennis team, however, is undefeated.”
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Book Keywords:
humor, faith, ironic, inspirational
