The Backup Boyfriend
River Jaymes
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Jesus had two Dads and he turned out okay.”
“I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.”
“I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing." Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alex doesn't have a sew swing." The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now.”
“Alec sounded defeated. "You just don't know when to shut up, do you?" "It's a gift," Dylan said.”
“Did you at least get the maintenance history on the bike?” “Uh…” Alec scratched the back of his neck. “It was kind of an impulse buy.” “Candy, gum, and porno magazines are impulse buys,” Dylan said drily. “Not motorcycles.”
“A long-standing commitment to living in the present—because screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a fickle bitch.”
“No trouble at all. I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing." Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alec doesn't have a sex swing." The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now.”
“What does that even mean?” Agitated, Dylan strode a few steps away before turning to pace back. “Fifty percent gay? Fifty percent straight? Can I be ninety percent of one? Ten percent of another? I’m not part this or part that. I’m just me.” He came to a halt in front of Alec. “A hundred percent whole me.”
“Of course, when the personal life sucked, delusion held a certain appeal.”
“After all this time, your mind still resides firmly in the gutter, Dylan Booth.”
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Book Keywords:
past, present, funny, humorous, future
