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Solutions and Other Problems
Allie Brosh
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Death can take away your friends and pets, but it can't take away the weird shit they did.”
“Sometimes all you can really do is keep moving and hope you end up somewhere that makes sense.”
“I don't believe in karma, but I believe there are things that can happen that very specifically force you to understand what an asshole you were.”
“Because that’s intimacy, Buckaroos. Somebody who understands exactly how weird you are, and you understand exactly how weird they are, and you’re in a sort of mutually beneficial hostage situation.”
“I mean, what am I - some clueless animal who needs love and companionship? As it turns out, yes - that is what kind of animal I am. I just never realized it before because there was enough ambient love and companionship around to make it seem like maybe I don't have needs, and that's why it doesn't feel like I need anything.”
“Anger is not a graceful emotion. I've never gotten mad and been like, "I'm glad I behaved like that!" I feel weird about it every time.”
“When you can explain things to people who are willing to listen to you explain them, it is extremely difficult to resist fully and brutally explaining them. It feels good to explain them—like maybe you’re getting somewhere. Like maybe, if you can just… really explain them, the experiences will realize you’re catching on and stop bothering you.”
“That’s the scary thing about decisions: you don’t know what they are when you’re making them.”
“I didn’t want to ask for help, though… It didn’t seem like I deserved it. I also wasn’t necessarily ready to admit to an obvious sign of weakness like emotional needs.”
“Having to be personally responsible for maintaining justice in the world is distressing. It makes it seem like maybe there’s something wrong at the Universal Fairness and Balance Department. Like maybe the higher-ups have lost control and they need help.”
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Book Keywords:
humor, help, friendship, death, intimacy, fairness-of-life, depression, justice, friends, unfairness-of-life, angry, self-awareness, weirdness, lonliness, control, weakness, hyperbole-and-a-half, relationships, assholery, karma