Puppy Love

Kelly Moran

Top 10 Best Quotes

“God. He was an eye-gasm if she ever saw one.”

“How southern belle of her.”

“Translation: She's too good for you.”

“Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.”

“Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.”

“Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.”

“Popcorn, chocolate, coffee, ice cream, and pizza. The five food groups. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, dying of nothing.”

“I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted.”

“He used his soothing tone reserved for cray-cray animals.”

“One would think he'd become a Master Jedi at it by now, but alas, "no" was not in his Webster.”

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