Reaper

Rachel Vincent

Top 10 Best Quotes

“So, 'reaper' is really just a nice word for 'covert pervert?' Is that what you're saying?”

“She's fifteen!" Nash shrugged. "That's just a number. It doesn't say anything about her." "It says something pretty damn funny about your IQ!" I said, and he opened his mouth to retort, but I spoke over him. "Fifteen is too young to drive, too young to get a legal job, too young to sign a lease, and obviously too young to pick a boyfriend with half a brain.”

“So, you reap souls and crush hopes? Is that part of the job, or just a service you offer for free?”

“Now if you’ll excuse me, Death waits for no man. Except me.”

“it isn’t healthy, how wrapped up they are in each other. Relationships like that burn bright, but when they burn out, they leave everyone blistered.”

“So,would you say I’m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?”

“So you’re saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that’s probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure.”

“Uh, yeah, I do. The scythe was a little tricky at first, but—much like golf—turns out it’s all in the swing.”

“Can’t clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don’t punk out. Make it count.”

“This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods,”

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