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The Lives of Tao

Wesley Chu

Top 10 Best Quotes

“You made your own bed, and now curse others for putting you there.”

“Look to your right... It is the path back home. If you choose, you can take it. It is safe, easy, and comfortable. You do not have to work out or fight or do anything else you do not want to... Or you can keep moving forward. I will not lie to you. I cannot predict what may become of you. It will require a lot of training, hard work, study, and danger. But in the very end, you will know strength. I swear it. You might just become someone who will make a difference in the world.”

“Besides, criminal masterminds are people too. They need groceries and cable like the rest of us.”

“Roen said, "I can't quit. I have rent, and a cat to support.”

“Just because I am an alien does not mean I am a Vulcan or some soulless robot.”

“Should he plead the insanity defense or the alien-told-me-to-do-it defense?”

“I take that back. Saying you fight like a girl is an insult to girls everywhere.”

“When someone asked Roen what he did, he'd explain that he typed incoherent commands that performed virtual tasks to create intangible objects.”

“Reminiscing is when one is thinking about the past. What you are dreaming about never happened. The word for that is fantasizing.”

“What happened to me?" he muttered. "I don't look so good. I go from cute and fat to ugly and skinny. Why can't I just have the best of both worlds?”

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humor, cats, manning-up, strength, people-are-people, alien, occupational-hazards, body-morph, road-less-traveled, repurcussions, inspirational, turning-point, karma, defense, make-a-difference, hard-work

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