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Boy Swallows Universe

Trent Dalton

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Maybe we'd all be much more effective communicators if we all shut up more.”

“The downside is life is short and has to end. The upside is it comes with bread, wine and books.”

“I have a forgiveness weakness in me that I hate because it means I'd probably forgive the man who removed my heart with a blunt knife if he said he needed it more than me.”

“August is one year older than me but August is one year older than everybody. August is one year older than the universe.”

“Every day of your life has been leading up to tomorrow. But of course every day of your life led up to today.”

“Boy swallows past. Boy swallows himself. Boy swallows universe.”

“Your end is a dead blue wren.”

“Don’t forget to be specific…Details. Put in all the details. The boys appreciate all that detailed daily life sh*t they don’t get anymore. If you’ve got a teacher you’re hot for, tell ‘em what her hair looks like, what her legs look like, what she eats for lunch. If she’s teaching you geometry, tell ‘em how she draws a bloody triangle on the blackboard. If you went down the shop for a bag of sweets yesterday, did you ride your pushee? Did you go by foot? Did you see a rainbow along the way? Did you buy gobstoppers or clinkers or caramels? If you had a good meat pie last week was it steak and peas or curry or mushroom and beef? You catchin’ my drift? Details.”

“Watch my language? Watch my language? This is what really shits me, when the clandestine heroin operation truth meets the Von Trapp family values mirage we've built for ourselves.”

“The dads in those tv shows spend a great deal of time talking to their kids in their living rooms. Steven Keaton - the dad of my dreams - seems to do nothing but sit on his couch or at his kitchen table talking to his children about their myriad teenage calamities. He listens and listens to his kids and he pours glasses of orange juice and hands them to his kids as he listens some more. He tells his kids he loves them by telling his kids he loves them. Dad tells me he loves me when he forms a pistol out of this forefinger and thumb and points it at me as he farts. He tells us he loves us by showing us the tattoo we never knew he had on the inside of his bottom lip: Fuck you.”

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Book Keywords:

today, forgiveness, august-bell, older-than-the-universe, communication, writing-advice, most-significant-day-of-my-life, every-day, writing-process

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