Flunked
Jen Calonita
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Weakness is not a characteristic you want to share with the world”
“I thought cobblers just ate shoe leather" Jocelyn says as she and her shadow dance by us. I've had enough of this one. "I never have, but if you want to try leather, I'm happy to shove some down your throat.”
“It's not fair." "No, it's not," I hear someone say, her footsteps barely more than a whisper against the floor. "But then again, a lot in life isn't fair." The woman is concealed in the shadows. "It's how you handle yourself in such situations and what you learn from them that will define you.”
“The squad was a joke at first—not many people are afraid of dwarves—but then Princess Ella got wise and hired a bunch of guys who are rumored to be half ogre to be the squad’s muscle. Those guys are scary. They could break you in half with their pudgy pinkie fingers. Now crime has gone way down…but it hasn’t disappeared. To stay ahead of the ogres, I’ve had to be smarter about my marks. Royals are still easy targets, but I can’t be sloppy”
“True power is learning how to put others first and not judge a book by its cover, so to speak.”
“Once a villain, always a villain.”
“That's what I always want: to win.”
“No one should cross the dark side.”
“Happily Ever After Scrolls Brought to you by FairyWeb—magically appearing on scrolls throughout Enchantasia for the past ten years!”
“Miss Gillian Cobbler, thank you for your help once again in keeping evil at bay. Flora has told us of your father’s shoemaking woes. Because of that, we would like to commission all glass slippers for the royal palace from his shop from now on. —Princess Ella”
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