Neanderthal Seeks Human
Penny Reid
Top 10 Best Quotes
“« Quote of the day: “Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it».”
“I decided, as I succumbed to sleep, that men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons.”
“You make me want to be less of an asshole.”
“There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.”
“We see the strengths and faults in others that we do not or cannot recognize in ourselves.”
“Since I spent much of my childhood being left behind and ignored, one might think that, as an adult, moments of perceived abandonment would feel old hat. The truth is, as an adult, I am always waiting to be left behind. I’m always ready to be discarded and, therefore, I spend a significant amount of time preparing for this eventuality. I lower my expectations, I don’t seek out meaningful relationships, and I don’t engage in any sort of real intimacy, physical or otherwise. Engage is the key word here. Except, when I engage, when it happens, when I’m left behind it doesn’t feel old hat. It feels like it did the first time and it takes me by surprise. So, I don’t let it happen.”
“I have no desire to cherish each person's bullshit and call it a beautiful snowflake.”
“She said I owned the clothes of a radiologist and the shoes of an OBGYN; which is like the medical doctor equivalent of saying that I dressed like a librarian with a propensity of fuckmeboots.”
“If we were in Victorian England I would have called him dashing;but, since we lived in the 21st century I would have to settle for the wordier GQ model hot.”
“It means my brain finds you more interesting than all the really interesting trivial facts I could be contemplating or researching at present.”
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