The Prince Of Plungers
Bauvard
Top 10 Best Quotes
“It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to simplify that fact.”
“I dropped out of school and congratulated myself for my diligence. Few realize how hard one has to work to resist the pressures of conventional success.”
“Water is very bad for one’s health. People in third world countries seem to drink nothing but water, and they are always dying.”
“So many things happen that we can't control, its best not to worry about what we can. Believing you can change the world has a terrible effect on one's ego.”
“Usually I am the only subject I care to discuss with company. But when I'm getting reacquainted with an old friend, I really enjoy just sitting back and listening to them talk about me for a while.”
“There are lots of things sons shouldn’t imagine about their mothers, above all what it was like to become one.”
“A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.”
“A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations to others, gives you duty, gives you purpose: the purpose to protect those possessions which you would not otherwise have without your debt. Debt is the most responsible way to elevate your social position.”
“It is so wearisome having to represent things. That is why I refuse to look at abstract art. It is much too suggestive of the style of my thoughts, and I never think about my thoughts.”
“Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them.”
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Book Keywords:
humor, idealism, love, men-and-women, funny
