I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It
Adam Selzer
Top 10 Best Quotes
“When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.”
“Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.”
“Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?”
“Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.”
“Not that anyone minds--no one's paying attention to the music. Most of them never really listen to music. Practically no one actually does. Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing. I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it's like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world. They don't know what it's like when a song changes your life.”
“If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.”
“A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you'll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages), never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he's probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word "married" on the first date (he'll turn out to be a mama's boy or a religious type)”
“There a lot of things I can't do," he says. "With my... health." "Well," I say, "can you kiss girls?”
“Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.”
“When a girl turns down your advances, the polite thing to do is just move on.”
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inspiration, humor, life-and-death, music, humorous, zombies, humorous-quotations
