Oz
Lily Morton
Top 10 Best Quotes
“He’s lovely,” I say, putting my hand out to the dog. “What’s his name?” “Boris Johnson.” I blink. “Pardon?” He smiles. “Because he’s blond and stupid and makes very questionable decisions.”
“Ask me,” I say quietly. I smile tenderly. “I guarantee I’m going to say yes.”
“Smirking slightly, I hold my hands out. “What do you think of my nail varnish?” There’s a stunned silence in the room before he leans forward. “I think it’ll look good in Cornwall,” he says deliberately. “What?” I jerk out. He smirks. “Welcome to the staff of Ashworth House, Oz. I think you’re going to do well.” “Are you mad?” I demand loudly. “I just gave the worst interview of my life.” Milo nods frantically and I gesture to him. “Yes. Even Milo knows this, don’t you?”
“When we’re getting in and out of a car what should we be looking for?” “I’m”
“When we’re getting in and out of a car what should we be looking for?” “I’m thinking serial killer swans now,” I say morosely and try to stop the uptick of my lips at his laughter.”
“Well, I know I’m a bad picker but I’d never have gone for Trump. That orange instant tan would have messed up my Egyptian cotton sheets.”
“Vowels,” I say slowly. “Verbs and connections. They help sentences come together. Like a barn dance for words.”
“I’ve always thought of that as my superpower, because in my experience people invariably let you down. Far better to avoid nasty words and bitterness by just not being bothered.”
“I don’t know why I like him. I try not to like too many people because it usually brings an obligation to please them, but him I like, and I can’t explain it. It”
“How can I do that? They were all bloody awful. That’s like asking me to pick between Darth Vader and Donald Trump. Both terrible but for different reasons.”
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