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Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

Darynda Jones

Top 10 Best Quotes

“She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. E. CORONA”

“If at first you don't succeed, it's only "attempted" murder.”

“I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet, so if I get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. —BUMPER STICKER I”

“Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my needs. —T-SHIRT”

“Some days I just stay inside because it feels too peopley out there –True Fact”

“She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. —E. CORONA Two”

“Just remember,” Reyes said, “anything you do to my daughter, I do to you.”

“I essentially killed those men. Am I slated for hell?" He stepped to me. Put his fingers underneath my chin. Raised it until our gazes locked. "You're a god, Dutch. And the reaper. You don't get slated. You are the slate.”

“You know, I was thinking about my in-laws." I strolled closer, craving his heat. And his scent. And the power that continuously hummed through him like an infinite source of energy. "You know, from your supernatural side? By being married to you, I am Satan's daughter-in-law, Jehova's sister-in-law, and Jesus's aunt by marriage.”

“Lord, help me be the sort of person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.”

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Book Keywords:

hell, god, charley-davidson, charley-davidson-humor, reyes-farrow

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