Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
Chloe Seager
Top 10 Best Quotes
“EVIDENCE: Heed my warning. DO NOT make life decisions that will actually affect your future based around someone you like. Even if you think you may ‘love’ them. It is not worth it. You will end up like me. I am doing a whole extra AS level because I am an idiot .”
“How do YOU want to greet him?!” “By licking his neck?”
“Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!” “Probably a lot calmer, happier and more stable.”
“So you spoke to Laurence Myer?” “Oh, no. I added him though. We’ve achieved virtual friendship.”
“PROS: I'm not nice. I'm not not pretty, when I bother to brush my hair. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of rubbish TV shows. I have a blog, too, though it's mainly dedicated to self-pity, and it never results in cake.”
“Yes, the smiley at the end makes everything better. Much less scary.”
“Will Jess be OK with that?” “Having a phone without a passcode is practically an open invitation.” I can’t argue with that kind of logic.”
“She's somewhere in the darkness. Just follow the smell.”
“Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?”
“I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.”
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