The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats
J.S. Mason
Top 10 Best Quotes
“like a blustered Bostonian sheep blubbering about being sheared at the ba ba”
“The mummy felt betrayed, like when a spouse agrees on a movie you decided to watch only to put on a different movie as you go to the bathroom, having to sit through the whole movie and not argue about it because it’s not worth fighting over, just boiling up inside and remembering it for later when they want their coffee with half-and-half, knowing that you put 2-percent milk in there and they won’t know, but you will.”
“The hummingbird realized that this was a psychological tightrope that he had to navigate carefully, so he did it sideways because this was the only way he could move when perched”
“Sifting with a sifter, artifacts after artifacts after artifiction that was ruled out as planted by some teenagers that were trying to pepper the site with pepper shakers that were from millennia ago, failing to take into account that those items were created less than 200 years ago.”
“Breathe in and breathe out for me in even 1-2 counts,' the doctor instructed Herman. Herman did as he was told even though one is an odd number.”
“And to make matters worse, the two deer shining the lanterns inside the ambulance’s headlights were tired and explained through an intercom system that would not be working again until the morning.”
“the designer music shop that sold status cymbals.”
“like someone who obsessively collects paintings of hoarders”
“like a person who musts up the courage to take part in a tomahawk throwing competition only for their shoulder to lock into place, straining a vein and looking like you’re posing for a portrait that would probably look even more badass if you had signed up to be the nude model in an art class which takes a lot of courage unless you’re already vain.”
“flurry of tuna that ate a caduceus because they had a lot of mercury in them”
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