A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
J.S. Mason
Top 10 Best Quotes
“which is why mimes are rarely invited to birthday parties, as the gifts they gave were usually invisible boxes.”
“vanilla, chocolate, strawberry (for some unfair reason according to strawberry it is always third in that list)”
“this Mime here said to the others 'I wouldn’t talk if I were you' before their exam.”
“new performance ongoing where pages of a dictionary are ripped out and thrown on the stage floor, it’s a play on words with the title of the show being ‘Pun’.”
“Many items the skunk had were of the highest quality including bathroom vanities and hand and paw washing areas constructed by Finland’s well-known designer, Helsinki.”
“Even the perfume-free fragrance in your delightful bubble bath you were taking was from one of my first collections, Eau de Water”
“wondering if Hercules was available, pondering the twelve labors of Hercules assuming that Hercules was a mythical Greek obstetrician”
“which was so easy a staples button could do it”
“was glad to be off the hook, which had been the second time that week as she had recently broke an addiction from fishing on the nearby bay”
“tomatosauceruruses (the first Italian dinosaurs)”
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