Touched by an Alien

Gini Koch

Top 10 Best Quotes

“My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.”

“It's a snake, then.' 'Rattler?' 'Most likely.' I was taking this extremely well. 'We have to kill it. By we, of course, I mean you. I'll stand here and scream.”

“We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.”

“You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.”

“Do I really run like that?" (Kitty) "Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy." "Thank God. I think I look like a cheetah on drugs.”

“Can either one of you actually fly?" "Ummm...define fly." I heard cursing over the radios.”

“Kitty, do you have the bottle?" "In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here." "I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was back, bottle in hand. "What kept you?" "That purse gets worse every time I look inside.”

“I'll marry you before any tree on Earth.”

“What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?" "Over my dead body." "Could be, Tim, could be.”

“Once you go alien, you really do never go back.”

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humor, sci-fi, aliens