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Penelope
Anya Wylde
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Men like to imagine and think vulgar thoughts, but present them with boldness and they run scared.”
“Penny, how can you behave like a total idiot?" Anne giggled, "I have no pride when it comes to winning back people I love.”
“Men in lust can get creative.”
“A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army.”
“Can I have my ear back?" He asked irritably. She blinked. "Mother, can you tell this creature here to loosen her hold?”
“When you get beef from the butcher, you don’t feel bad for the cow that has been killed. But if someone asked you to wield a knife and kill the cow yourself, you wouldn’t be able to do it.” “Are you saying that you are a cow?” “Exactly.” “What?” “You found me alive and couldn’t bring yourself to kill me. It would have been alright if the storm had finished me off. I am like that cow and the storm is the butcher. Do you see now?” “Yes, I see. You absolutely insist that you are a cow. I am not arguing.”
“This was it, a crossroad where a happy home was within her grasp, and on the other side lay years of loneliness and misery.”
“Penelope glared at her, “Madame said that men love damsels in distress. She failed to point out that damsels in distress look wretched, miserable and downright horrid.” “Men do love damsels in distress. We simply need to look lovely while fighting mortal peril.”
“Londoners, with their noses pressed to cold windows, smiled, for a mid-summer storm was raging across England. Zues had blessed their land, taking away the bright happy sun and replacing it with gusty winds, lashing rain and utter misery.”
“After an hour of gliding though the crowd and two glasses of tepid wine later, Penelope had reached the spiritual state of being merrily tipsy. It was that perfect state when everything starts looking wonderful and every tragedy turns into a comedy.”
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