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Nino Cipri

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“This video is making me gayer out of spite,' Jules muttered, clear even from the other side of the room.”

“Of course Jules was alive, they had never faced a challenge whose ass they couldn't kick, and they had the stores of righteous rage that all retail employees collected.”

“Ava had never really had to deal with an emergency; just the slow disaster that was her life.”

“My boss, Tricia, always said tat we were a family. I should have realised she meant that I would have to put up with constant bullshit.”

“We're here to tell you what to do if a worm-hole opens up on your shift!”

“She'd lived with fear and anxiety for so long, and fell into fits of dread and despair over the smallest things. Going to work. Making a dentist appointment. Grocery shopping. The light right after the sun went down, when she realized she'd accomplished almost nothing that day. All normal things that normal people could deal with, and she was never equal to the challenge of them. Catastrophe seemed to lurk around every corner, and she felt constantly out of control.”

“I understand this was a stressful shift for you," she said. "Why don't you take the rest of the day off? You've got some PTO saved up, I think.”

“I guess I'm too much of a grammar nazi!" ... Ava wondered, not for the first time, why anyone would so proudly declare themselves to be any kind of nazi.”

“Existence isn’t a gift, it’s a right, Jules had replied. But having to reclaim it every day makes life easier to appreciate, maybe.”

“they had the stores of righteous rage that all retail employees collected.”

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Book Keywords:

grammer, workplace-culture, retail-industry, bosslady, anxiety, horrible-bosses, workplace-wisdom, wormhole, ikea

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