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Lies Sleeping

Ben Aaronovitch

Top 10 Best Quotes

“Here's a comforting thought for you, Peter,' he said. 'However long you may live, the world will never lose its ability to surprise you with its beauty.”

“The kitchen was the kind of brushed steel monstrosity that looks more like it's designed to weaponise viruses than cook dinner.”

“The Magic Circle by John William Waterhouse [...] stuck in my mind because of the subject's flagrant health and safety violation. As any competent practitioner will tell you, you always complete your protective circle *before* you start your workings.”

“We seem to be sitting around waiting for the next fucking disaster." he said, which went into the official log as - DCI Seawoll felt that our operational posture was too reactive.”

“Or as my dad always says: it only becomes a social problem when the working man joins in.”

“when the government decided that in the light of an increased security threat what London really needed was a smaller police force.”

“I’d been warned in advance, so I’d given it some thought. When it was my turn and I stood up and called for life, liberty and peace and managed to sit down before I added a hard-boiled egg to the list.”

“I sighed and went back to my book, in which Morgoth nicked the eponymous jewels and had away with them back to Angbad. Sorry mate, I thought, not my jurisdiction. Did you have them insured? Whereupon Fëanor gets a crime number and a leaflet about being on guard against theft and the wiles of the personification of evil.”

“Even in the 1980s your average young archaeologist would have had difficulty raising capital for a house. I knew this because it’s one of the things archaeologists will tell you about, at length, at the slightest provocation.”

“When you arrive unexpectedly at someone’s house you go in through the front door, often after making sure you’ve got a couple of mates waiting round the back. For a business, especially the kind that involves big trucks and heavy metal, it’s always better to go in through the back. The customer-facing part of any modern business is purposely designed to be as politely unhelpful as possible. If you go in from the rear, the customer-facing staff are all facing the wrong way and everybody starts their conversation on the back foot.”

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Book Keywords:

peter-grant, archaeologists, social-problems, beauty, surprise, slang, kitchen-design, lower-class, rivers-of-london, social-criticism, humor, magic, working-class, classism, urban-fantasy, hypocrisy, comfort

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