Uganda Be Kidding Me
Chelsea Handler
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Sleep is my friend and is the only place in this world where I don’t get into fights with other people.”
“There’s a difference between being a class act and being classy. Peeing off the side of a jeep doesn’t mean you’re not classy, it just means you’re a free spirit with a small bladder.”
“The saying that money doesn’t buy you happiness is true. But it sure as fuck helps.”
“And last but not least, go for it. Go wherever you can afford to go with whomever you can get to go with you.”
“Travel Etiquette: When dealing with foreigners, pretend you are Canadian.”
“If it comes easy...Take it twice”
“I tried to think of a worse experience I had had in my life, and all I could come up with was a James Franco art exhibit.”
“I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear.”
“I had a therapist once tell me to “sit with my shit,” and I believe that to be a necessary evil of being constantly disappointed.”
“Why are babies allowed to cry when they wake up, but adults crying when they wake is frowned upon? Babies are permitted to act like assholes whenever they feel like it and no one blinks...”
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