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If the mind fits, shrink it

Brian Spellman

Top 10 Best Quotes

“If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.”

“I dreamed of being special then awoke to be unique.”

“Talking to yourself is okay. Answering back is risky.”

“The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.”

“To Americans, either/or means both.”

“There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.”

“Never leave to be on time to be on time.”

“My abs are normal - McAmerican.”

“Most leave to be on time, thus always late.”

“If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.”

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