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One Hot Mess

Lois Greiman

Top 10 Best Quotes

“You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.”

“When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.”

“Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In actuality, you have to make an incision through his skin, both dermis and epidermis, then carefully sever and separate the sternum. Only upon viewing the exposed thoracic cavity can you reach the heart--if indeed the male of the species actually possesses such an organ.”

“Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his.”

“Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.”

“In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.”

“If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it”

“I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam.”

“He's just a flash in the pants.”

“He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.”

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Book Keywords:

humorous, chick-lit, funny, mystery, chet-let, humor

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