The Zoo Job
Keith R.A. DeCandido
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet." Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything." "Says the man who'd just punch the haystack.”
“What is that *smell*?" Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air.”
“I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients, I can even make sense out of the instruction booklets that come with IKEA furniture, but I can*not* make heads or tails of this nonsense right here.”
“She's one you *really* care about, isn't she?" Eliot shook his head. "How can you read other people so well, and completely misread me?" Frowning, Sophie asked, "What do you mean?" Looking right into her eyes, Eliot said, "I care about *all* of them.”
“He was convinced that the purse was like that stupid phone booth thing on that TV show Hardison liked: bigger on the inside than the outside.”
“You people did a good thing." "That's what we do," Nate said quietly.”
“You get to help people in ways that I can't even imagine. Hell, *you get to help people.*”
“Of course, you won't confirm or deny it, which means I'm probably right, since if I was wrong, you'd be gloating about it.”
“They were handy to have around, Nate's little gang. They were that wonderful combination of talented and noble. The former was useful, while the latter made it so incredibly easy to poke them with a metaphorical stick.”
“Currently he was going through the entire Nero Wolfe series by Rex Stout, He'd just finished Murder by the Book and was in the process of downloading Triple Jeopardy to his e-reader when the alarm went off.”
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