Hearts Anonymous
Jonathan Dunne
Top 10 Best Quotes
“Even if we don’t have a clock, we’re all on the clock – from clocking in and out at work to clocking in and out of this world.”
“I don't see hair when I see your mohawk. I see attitude.”
“Watching copulating dung-beetles is exciting if you drink enough Red Bull, Jack.”
“Jack ‘n Jeanie up a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes carnage. Here comes what’s left of Jeanie wrapped in a bandage…”
“Hearts Anonymous is what I’m going to call this episode of my life because there’s always one other heart we don’t know about…”
“Your body isn’t really yours, Jackie boy. Your body is mine and I’m claiming squatter’s rights.”
“What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers – that man and woman sitting on my sofa – are actually my parents. Oh, you mean your place? Yes, let’s evict your parents…let’s place them neatly in a cardboard box and leave it by the rubbish bins!”
“Seeing his daughter slowly die, coupled with his infinite sadness and misery, the clockmaker becomes a recluse to the tower of the castle and begins to build something behind closed doors, not even his daughter knows what he’s up to. For five years, she only sees him briefly at meal-times before locking himself up in the tower once again..." "...Did he have a bathroom in the tower?" "Yes, Jack. A big one! En-suite! Power-shower and spa! Where was I!?”
“I will eat my way out and swallow you whole, my love…”
“Why did you call me Jack of Hearts?’ ‘Because you like to gamble girls’ hearts and play them close to your chest.”
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